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Your Coffin or Mine

Your Coffin or Mine

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  • Author：Jacklyn Hyde
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Summary

A runaway bride。 A grumpy 600-year-old vampire pretending to be human。 A disaster waiting to happen。

What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet？ A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer that just ran out on her cheating ex fiance and insists on staying in Vlad’s quiet castle。

But he needs money to repair his ancestral home， and Audrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken。

He is ready to have humans invading his space。 He is not， however， ready for her。

She wants to feed him garlic， parades around in tiny shorts， and incenses him at every turn。 Can he really play house with a human？ Especially one he just can’t seem to fight the urge to stay away from？

The Holiday meets Dark Shadows in this “grumpy sunshine” romance。 This is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring the grumpy/sunshine tropes。

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Reviews

Ellie ，

Cute， funny， sweet， spiceyThis was such a fun book！ I simply adore Vlad such a cute grump！ This book literally made me laugh out loud SEVERAL times！ The spice was spicey， the cuteness was cute and the references used were just great！ Can't wait for the next book！ Cute， funny， sweet， spiceyThis was such a fun book！ I simply adore Vlad such a cute grump！ This book literally made me laugh out loud SEVERAL times！ The spice was spicey， the cuteness was cute and the references used were just great！ Can't wait for the next book！ 。。。more

CC Reed ，

This story was so darn cute。 Dracula and the SM Influencer。 The premise alone is great and this was so well executed。 The story was hilarious and boy was she a spicy one。 I got this as an ARC and I’ve already got my hard copy on order。 I’m so excited for the next book in the series and this JUST released today。 📚4。5/5🌶️3/5

Marisa ，

I honestly absolutely adored this book。 The premise is so fun and executed in a way that felt campy （in the best way） and heartfelt at the same time。 I really loved Aubrey。 She’s a good balance of fiery and vulnerable that makes you root for her throughout。 I enjoyed the fact that while she was a social media influencer she didn’t feel stereotypically shallow。 Vlad is such a grumpy simp that I can’t help but love him。 The way he goes from “absolutely not” to “I will literally do anything for you I honestly absolutely adored this book。 The premise is so fun and executed in a way that felt campy （in the best way） and heartfelt at the same time。 I really loved Aubrey。 She’s a good balance of fiery and vulnerable that makes you root for her throughout。 I enjoyed the fact that while she was a social media influencer she didn’t feel stereotypically shallow。 Vlad is such a grumpy simp that I can’t help but love him。 The way he goes from “absolutely not” to “I will literally do anything for you” was both funny and endearing。 The other characters all felt pretty well fleshed out and I never found myself feeling like they were pointless or just there to advance plot。 They had their own stuff going on enough that it was interesting while also not taking too much away from the main story。 I have no doubt I will absolutely devour the next book when it comes out。*I received an ARC and this is my honest review。 **I would have gladly paid for this though 😁 。。。more

Kelly Bergeron ，

Oh， the ways I loved this book！If you're a lover of monster smut， grumpy/sunshine， and meet cute， then this book is for you！I found myself laughing out loud at the witty banter between characters and cheering so hard for Vlad and Aubrey！ Oh， the way he loves her is downright swoonworthy。 I didn't want this book to end， and now I can't wait to see what happens next in the series。 Oh， the ways I loved this book！If you're a lover of monster smut， grumpy/sunshine， and meet cute， then this book is for you！I found myself laughing out loud at the witty banter between characters and cheering so hard for Vlad and Aubrey！ Oh， the way he loves her is downright swoonworthy。 I didn't want this book to end， and now I can't wait to see what happens next in the series。 。。。more

Watts of Reading ，

Vlad is your introverted grumpy vampire who spends his days holed up on his Estate。 Only his we'll say best friend is on the extroverted side and is trying to bring Vlad out of the darkness by turning the estate into a hotel。 Obviously this isn't going over well and is only made worse or （better） when Audrey the spunky social media influencer comes knocking。 You can only imagine how their interactions will go with one wanting silence and peace and nothing to do with humans and the other being ch Vlad is your introverted grumpy vampire who spends his days holed up on his Estate。 Only his we'll say best friend is on the extroverted side and is trying to bring Vlad out of the darkness by turning the estate into a hotel。 Obviously this isn't going over well and is only made worse or （better） when Audrey the spunky social media influencer comes knocking。 You can only imagine how their interactions will go with one wanting silence and peace and nothing to do with humans and the other being cheerful and full of life and well human。 This story was absolutely adorable from the banter between the characters to the sweet words exchanged and oh let's not forget about the spice because well the spice was spicing。 Honestly if you want a spicy romcom with a grumpy Vampire and a bubbly social media influencer that will leave you both laughing and a little overheated run don't walk to read this book。 Also my fingers are crossed that we will get to see them again in another book that hopefully features the sub characters that you couldn't help but love in this story。 。。。more

Lexi G ，

This book is fantastic！ I can't wait for the serious to continue！ This book is fantastic！ I can't wait for the serious to continue！ 。。。more

Katherine ，

I absolutely cannot recommend this book enough！ This was such a great， fun read。 It breezed right on by。 I was laughing with every page & every exchange。 I have been in a romance reading slump & this pulled me right out of it。 Everything I could possibly want a rom-com to be was this book。 It was the perfect balance of romance， comedy & sex。 I love Aubrey & Vlad。 I can’t wait for the next book in the series。

Audrey Light ，

I absolutely loved this book！ The banter between the two MCs is great。 Just a hilarious read！ Can't wait for the second book！！ I absolutely loved this book！ The banter between the two MCs is great。 Just a hilarious read！ Can't wait for the second book！！ 。。。more

Kate ，

I absolutely LOVED this book！ I cannot believe that this Jacklyn Hyde's debut novel， because it sure doesn't seem like it。 This was an amazing paranormal romance and I can't stop thinking about it。 First of all， I love the cover！ It's gorgeous and really encapsulates exactly what the book is about and what makes it great。 I also loved that the author added a playlist at the beginning of the book。 I always appreciate when authors do this。 The chemistry between Vlad and Aubrey was palpable and jus I absolutely LOVED this book！ I cannot believe that this Jacklyn Hyde's debut novel， because it sure doesn't seem like it。 This was an amazing paranormal romance and I can't stop thinking about it。 First of all， I love the cover！ It's gorgeous and really encapsulates exactly what the book is about and what makes it great。 I also loved that the author added a playlist at the beginning of the book。 I always appreciate when authors do this。 The chemistry between Vlad and Aubrey was palpable and just so HOT。 A vampire who is possessive and obsessed with his girl， and is not afraid to get spicy with her？ YES PLEASE。 I also loved just how laugh out loud funny this is。 There were so many hilarious moments， especially the banter between Vlad and Doyle， his werewolf bestie。 Another thing I loved was that there was plus size rep with Aubrey but it didn't feel over the top or like that's ALL she was。 I loved this about her！ I cannot say enough good things about this book and definitely think you should read it！ I can't wait for the next book！ A HUGE thank you to Jacklyn Hyde for the ARC of this amazing book！ My fave quotes:“What is his problem？”“Alphabetically or categorically？” he deadpans。 “Ummm。”“You’re being dramatic。”“Doyle， there’s enough garlic in that dish to kill every vampire in Europe。”He crosses his arms over his chest and lifts a brow。 “You are the only vampire in Europe。” “Exactly what I just fucking said。”“I will unalive him。”Doyle lets out a bark of laughter。 “You have got to stay off social media。 Unalive？ Who even are you？” 。。。more

Chlobobaggins ，

Overall Rating: 3/5Genre: Paranormal romanceTropes: Grumpy sunshine， forced proximity， I hate everyone in the world but you Trigger Warnings: Bullying from parentsSpice level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️Review:Imagine if Hotel Transylvania had been written as a spicy book。 That was this。 I got an advanced reader copy of the book and I found it to be light hearted， fluffy with a cute little reluctant insta-love。 The writing style gave me Wattpad vibes but considering this was the author's first book I can put that Overall Rating: 3/5Genre: Paranormal romanceTropes: Grumpy sunshine， forced proximity， I hate everyone in the world but you Trigger Warnings: Bullying from parentsSpice level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️Review:Imagine if Hotel Transylvania had been written as a spicy book。 That was this。 I got an advanced reader copy of the book and I found it to be light hearted， fluffy with a cute little reluctant insta-love。 The writing style gave me Wattpad vibes but considering this was the author's first book I can put that aside as I'm sure the writing style will only get better！ Don't get me wrong it wasn't written badly it was just that vibe you know？ I found the main girl highly annoying and I found myself rolling my eyes at her a lot。 But this book made me smile a few times and I will always be an advocate for a vampire romance！ 。。。more

LadyOfTheLibrary ，

Title: Your Coffin Or MineAuthor: Jacklyn HydeStars: 5/5⭐️Spice: 5/5 🌶Spoilers: NoThis Book Left Me Feeling: 🥵😍🥰🤣🤣🧛Genre: Paranormal RomComTropes: Grumpy/Sunshine， Vampire， Vacation Romance， RomCom， Hidden Identity， HILARIOUS。My Favourite Quotes: Okay listen。 This is hard okay because I highlighted about half of the book because it is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life。 But this one made me snort so hard I hurt myself。"I vant to zuk your c0ck"And this one just。。。。 just 🥵🥵🥵“God damned Title: Your Coffin Or MineAuthor: Jacklyn HydeStars: 5/5⭐️Spice: 5/5 🌶Spoilers: NoThis Book Left Me Feeling: 🥵😍🥰🤣🤣🧛Genre: Paranormal RomComTropes: Grumpy/Sunshine， Vampire， Vacation Romance， RomCom， Hidden Identity， HILARIOUS。My Favourite Quotes: Okay listen。 This is hard okay because I highlighted about half of the book because it is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life。 But this one made me snort so hard I hurt myself。"I vant to zuk your c0ck"And this one just。。。。 just 🥵🥵🥵“God damned me long ago， and if you’re going to cry anyone’s name， it will be mine。”About The Book: Can an impromptu holiday to a castle in the middle of Romania to clear her head lead Aubrey to healing， laughter and happily ever after？ Or are monsters and humans just too different to be allowed？What Will Stay With Me: The word snatch。 I have never seen it used in a book before and I loved it。 Made me chuckle to myself every single time。 Review: If you've read the beginning of this review you already know。 But for the people who just skipped straight to here THIS BOOK IS HILARIOUS。 It is so funny！ I've seen the author of this book around in groups and so I knew that this was likely to be funny when I picked it up but I could never have accounted for just how much it would have me howling。 I mention this first because there just aren't that many romance books on the market with this kind of humour in them and after reading this I feel like that's a shame because I want all the books that make me laugh this much and bring this much joy into my life。 Onto non funny matters， I absolutely adored every single one of the characters。 Well， apart from Frank *glares off into the distance menacingly* but we won't get into that here。 Aubrey is bubbly and fun and I just adored her energy。 Vlad is the most adorable little annoyed introvert but at the same time absolutely drool worthy。 I won't get into the other characters。 I'll wait hoping that they'll be getting their own stories 👀My reviews aren't generally quite this long but sit tight cause we're not done。 The setting left absolutely nothing to be desired。 The gothic beauty of the castle set against a backdrop of snowy lands and small towns just fills me with the warm happy's。 Now， what I'm sure you've all been waiting to see if you've read this far， the spice。 I've given it a 5， not for the amount because this is definitely not an all spice book and there is plenty of plot。 I gave it a 5 because it's dang hot。 These two together is just 👨‍🍳💋 and she takes it like a champ 🤣 There was not a single word in this story that I didn't thoroughly enjoy and this is an author who I will be following closely because I can not wait to read more of her work。 Just in case she reads this， Congratulations on your debut release！ You smashed it clear out of the park！ 🖤 。。。more

Emily E Brandel ，

I received this book as an ARC reader。 I thought Aubrey and Vlad were super cute and their banter was 5/5。 The spice was also 5/5。 The drawbacks for me come from editing mistakes and personal preferences。 The pop culture vampire references were a nice touch， although some of the other pop culture references seemed forced or out of place。 Overall a cute read and I’ll definitely be reading the next installment。

Miranda ，

Rating : 3。5Cover: 5Spice: 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ TW: cheating （female main characters fiancé），blood （🤨 it’s a vampire novel this should be obvious）Tropes: forced prox， romcom，m/f， possessive mmc， grumpy and sunshine Quirky and fun banter between the main characters， with a lot of introducing side characters that’ll probably play roles for their own novels。It’s sorta like if you had the munsters， Adam’s family， but mostly what came to mind is hotel Transylvania but throw in a whole lotta spicy adult conten Rating : 3。5Cover: 5Spice: 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ TW: cheating （female main characters fiancé），blood （🤨 it’s a vampire novel this should be obvious）Tropes: forced prox， romcom，m/f， possessive mmc， grumpy and sunshine Quirky and fun banter between the main characters， with a lot of introducing side characters that’ll probably play roles for their own novels。It’s sorta like if you had the munsters， Adam’s family， but mostly what came to mind is hotel Transylvania but throw in a whole lotta spicy adult content。 It’s endearing at times， but definitely a bit more spice then plot for me （even the overwhelming thoughts for hey I want them， was a bit overly done）。 Would categorize this as a one shot read for easy reading and fun。 。。。more

Sam Kubichek ，

tHave you ever thought about Vlad， the Impaler， the original Dracula and thought maybe his gruesome， grumpy self is just a façade for a caring， sweet vampire who is looking for his bride？ If so， Your Coffin or Mine by Jacklyn Hyde is for you。 This book is hilarious， fluffy and the words that this man can say。 Whew。 This has a grumpy/sunshine trope with fated mates， the supernatural and much more。 tAubrey decided to fly to Romania to stay in a castle after catching her fiancé （now ex） was cheatin tHave you ever thought about Vlad， the Impaler， the original Dracula and thought maybe his gruesome， grumpy self is just a façade for a caring， sweet vampire who is looking for his bride？ If so， Your Coffin or Mine by Jacklyn Hyde is for you。 This book is hilarious， fluffy and the words that this man can say。 Whew。 This has a grumpy/sunshine trope with fated mates， the supernatural and much more。 tAubrey decided to fly to Romania to stay in a castle after catching her fiancé （now ex） was cheating on her with two people at the same time。 Doyle and Vlad are supernatural creatures who are starting up a hotel in Vlad’s castle。 Vlad wants to be left alone and Doyle refuses to allow him。 As his best friend， Doyle wants Vlad to return to the living and the 20th century。 Vlad meets Aubrey and instantly bewitched。 They start up a vacation romance with cheery， lighthearted Aubrey trying to show Vlad the grump what the new world of social media is all about。 While this happening Doyle is trying to remind Vlad to stay away from Aubrey so that Vlad’s secret of being a vampire isn’t found out。 Vlad refuses to listen and eventually concludes that Aubrey is to be his mate otherwise known as Dracula’s Bride。 Frankenstein and Hyde refuses to accept this as Aubrey is a human and it would be cruel and heartbreaking for Vlad if his mate was a human。 Frankenstein ends up kidnapping Aubrey and threatening her family to stay away from Vlad。 While Aubrey listens， Vlad is determined to spend the rest of his life with her and goes to find her。 They find each other and choose to stay together as Vlad is stronger than Frank。 They live happily forevermore。 tMy favorite thing about this book is the humor。 The banter between Aubrey and Vlad is hilarious。 I laughed so much during this book it’s unreal。 Even the bickering between Doyle and Vlad makes their friendship seem more like a brotherhood because of the humor and love there。 They make fun of other vampire stories and but not in the typical “those are just so unrealistic” but rather that Vlad doesn’t know about the other vampire shows。 This makes bringing them up in a fun cutesy way。tMy least favorite thing about this book is honestly nothing。 I typically read darker romances and so to read something light and fluffy was a bit out of my comfort zone。 However， this book is well worth it。 tThis book is easily five stars。 It has talks about Mario Kart and the Mummy。 Only Vlad the Impaler could see Imhotep from the Mummy as a victim。 It’s hilarious， sweet and I am so happy it ends happily。 I binged this book is just under five hours， so it obviously was amazing。 As a debut book， this is truly amazing！ 。。。more

Priscilla Lopez ，

**Received this book as an ARC**I really enjoyed this fun， light， supernatural romance。 It was funny and sexy and the perfect little palate cleanser in between long and emotionally draining series。 There were a couple of parts that felt a little hollow and maybe a little disjointed， but that may just be my ADHD talking 😂。Overall， super cute， very spicy and really funny。 Would recommend。 ❤️

Jazlyn Escobar ，

This book is such a breath of fresh air！ I’m not usually a rom-com reader，but YCOM is SO hilarious and just such a lovely read in general！ I could not put this book down and it actually made me Laugh out loud。 This Dracula is definitely one of a kind！ I have never read anything like YCOM which makes it very unique！ If you’re into the Grumpy/ Sunshine trope then you should definitely add this to your TBR！！ This is also the book for you if you love smut！ Jacklyn you are amazing and I cannot wait f This book is such a breath of fresh air！ I’m not usually a rom-com reader，but YCOM is SO hilarious and just such a lovely read in general！ I could not put this book down and it actually made me Laugh out loud。 This Dracula is definitely one of a kind！ I have never read anything like YCOM which makes it very unique！ If you’re into the Grumpy/ Sunshine trope then you should definitely add this to your TBR！！ This is also the book for you if you love smut！ Jacklyn you are amazing and I cannot wait for all the great things you have yet to accomplish！ （Full review on my bookstagram @starfires。books） 。。。more

Alex D ，

This book was amazing！ I loved every minute of it。 It was as funny as it was heartwarming。 If you love the grumpy/sunshine trope this is the book for you。 Vlad is an ancient vampire set on wasting away in his castle that is falling apart as well。 Aubrey， who walked in on his doucecanoe of a fiancé in bed with two other people trades in her Tahiti tickets for Romania。 Once Vlad meets Aubrey， he is drawn to her like he had never experienced in his long existence。 Aubrey thinking he was the worst g This book was amazing！ I loved every minute of it。 It was as funny as it was heartwarming。 If you love the grumpy/sunshine trope this is the book for you。 Vlad is an ancient vampire set on wasting away in his castle that is falling apart as well。 Aubrey， who walked in on his doucecanoe of a fiancé in bed with two other people trades in her Tahiti tickets for Romania。 Once Vlad meets Aubrey， he is drawn to her like he had never experienced in his long existence。 Aubrey thinking he was the worst grump in the world， can’t seem to get him out of her head。 Once they finally look at one another， sparks fly along with all their clothes。 。。。more

Alex Dalmolin ，

I received an ARC and I am so glad I did！ I’ve been in a reading slump， just going through the motions for my reading count but THIS？！ This put me into a whole different type of book hangover。 I loved the characters and the witty banter。 Everything read so quick and flowed so well that I lost myself in the book every time I opened my app。 Thank you so much for writing this book and sharing it with me！！ At this point I’ll read anything this author puts out。

Selin ，

With each new author and book ARC， there is always some trepidation about how well-written it will be， how the story will follow， or if it is a good book at all。 Not this one ladies and gentlemen！This book starts with a BANG！ I mean come on。。。LOOK at her name！！！It is so well written that I thought it was a pen name for another author。 There is beautiful flow， no annoyingly simple grammar mistakes， no continuity errors。。。etc。But the absolute best part is the story。 From start to finish it was a H With each new author and book ARC， there is always some trepidation about how well-written it will be， how the story will follow， or if it is a good book at all。 Not this one ladies and gentlemen！This book starts with a BANG！ I mean come on。。。LOOK at her name！！！It is so well written that I thought it was a pen name for another author。 There is beautiful flow， no annoyingly simple grammar mistakes， no continuity errors。。。etc。But the absolute best part is the story。 From start to finish it was a HOOT！ Aubrey's exuberance clashing constantly with Vlad's terse cinnamon-roll heart， Doyle's heart and clothes， Hilda， George， and even Fifi were all such beautifully integrated parts of the whole of this story。 Lastly， I gotta say。。。。Jesus H Roosevelt Christ。。。。the Easter Eggs in this book！！！！！ LOVE YOU Jacklyn。 Cliterature has formed a goddess of a writer。 Can't wait for Doyle's story。 And， uhhhh can we please get a little more George？ ;） 。。。more

Charlotte Yund ，

Your Coffin or Mine was the perfect feel good， monster-bae romance you didn’t know you needed！ So much angst and distaste for the human world from “Daddy Drac” and all the light and sweetness from Aubrey。 It definitely was a wild ride of laughs as you read about Vlad learning about modern day things like “cell phones” and “Instagram” but let’s not forget that he actually told her to “put her nipples away！” since he hasn’t seen boo-bees in over a century。 😂 Plus， you have to remember she doesn’t Your Coffin or Mine was the perfect feel good， monster-bae romance you didn’t know you needed！ So much angst and distaste for the human world from “Daddy Drac” and all the light and sweetness from Aubrey。 It definitely was a wild ride of laughs as you read about Vlad learning about modern day things like “cell phones” and “Instagram” but let’s not forget that he actually told her to “put her nipples away！” since he hasn’t seen boo-bees in over a century。 😂 Plus， you have to remember she doesn’t know who or what he is and cooks him dinner with garlic。 And then you get to spicy stuff， let me tell you， Jacklyn did not disappoint！ This was a perfect book to mend my dark romance heart！ So funny， so much banter， I swear I thought I might need a new phone case with how many times I dropped my phone while reading。 。。。more

Krista Johnson ，

I was so happy to get an ARC of this book！！Oh my word！ Ms。 Hyde knows how to write steamy romances！ This has me laughing so much！ It is also sooo spicy！！ I could not get enough！ The one liners in this story were amazing！ I loved watching the story unfold and was so excited to see how it would turn out！ Who knew Monster romances could be so fun and spicy！！ Looking forward to the next book！ New favorite author found！！！

Erika ，

This was SUCH a fun book， I’ll be recommending it to all my friends！ Well written， wholesome， well balanced， kept me interested the whole time， and genuinely funny。 Overall a 10/10 for me。 Best arc I’ve received so far <3

Jennifer Campbell ，

Great story！ It had me laughing throughout the whole book， with characters you can't help but love 💗。 The smut， top tier！ Vlad and Aubrey are adorably different but make the grumpy/sunshine love work so well。 Great story！ It had me laughing throughout the whole book， with characters you can't help but love 💗。 The smut， top tier！ Vlad and Aubrey are adorably different but make the grumpy/sunshine love work so well。 。。。more

Nina Sherry ，

I received this book as an ARC and I had so much fun reading。 The grumpy vampire Vlad meets bubbly human Aubrey and the sparks fly。 Throw in Doyle and the banter between him and his bestie Vlad and it’s pure comedy。 Throw several other paranormals in the mix and things really get fun。 Hmmmm， I’m still curious about George。Vlad and his disdain for the internet had me laughing so much。 I also laughed at his response to all the silly stories and superstitions about vampires in tv and books。 And Aub I received this book as an ARC and I had so much fun reading。 The grumpy vampire Vlad meets bubbly human Aubrey and the sparks fly。 Throw in Doyle and the banter between him and his bestie Vlad and it’s pure comedy。 Throw several other paranormals in the mix and things really get fun。 Hmmmm， I’m still curious about George。Vlad and his disdain for the internet had me laughing so much。 I also laughed at his response to all the silly stories and superstitions about vampires in tv and books。 And Aubrey is so gutsy and funny and full of life who just took on his grumpiness head on。 They brought out the best in each other。 Oh and the spice， phew， give this momma a daddy drac like Vlad any day。I could totally see a tv sitcom surrounding life around the castle as there are so many funny characters in this story， with Vlad and Aubrey in the center。 I mean what was that thing swimming in the moat？ Hmmm。 I hope this authors brings us more stories because I just wanna know more。 Will Doyle find his love？ And will Aubrey’s best friend come for a stay？ More， I need more。 。。。more

Gabby Sanford ，

This book gave me all the good feels 🥰 It is absolutely perfect and one of my fav reads of the year。 The spice is 💯🥵。 Grumpy Vlad is amazing and I love his character growth。 The characters are great and you grow to love them so much。 They are perfect and I want to jump in the book and be there with them lol。 Definitely going to reread this soon ❤️

Daidra Hendershot ，

I loved this book。 I giggled， swooned， and had me kicking my feet in the air while smiling。 I loved both Aubrey and Vlad and their dynamic。 But DOYLE！ He stole the dang show。 He was my favorite。 I would say this is 4。5 stars for me， mainly because of a few grammatical errors and one or two inconsistencies。 Otherwise， it was such a treat。 I loved the banter。 Oh！ And George！ Loved George！！！

Caroline ，

Absolutely amazing first book！ Literally can't sing it's praises enough！ Hot and hilarious！ Grumpy emotional rollercoaster MMC and adorable feisty fmc。 Loved the whole thing。 Can't wait for more！ Absolutely amazing first book！ Literally can't sing it's praises enough！ Hot and hilarious！ Grumpy emotional rollercoaster MMC and adorable feisty fmc。 Loved the whole thing。 Can't wait for more！ 。。。more

Hannah ，

Hotel Transylvania… but make it spicy。What a strong debut！ I love me a good lighthearted paranormal romp and was lucky enough to receive a copy of Your Coffin or Mine from the lovely author in advance of release。 My review is honest and all opinions are mine。The cover and title （both great， btw） perfectly convey the tone of the story。 It’s a fast-burn paranormal rom-com with hilarious exchanges between amusing characters and plenty of steam。 I really appreciate this sort of book for times when I Hotel Transylvania… but make it spicy。What a strong debut！ I love me a good lighthearted paranormal romp and was lucky enough to receive a copy of Your Coffin or Mine from the lovely author in advance of release。 My review is honest and all opinions are mine。The cover and title （both great， btw） perfectly convey the tone of the story。 It’s a fast-burn paranormal rom-com with hilarious exchanges between amusing characters and plenty of steam。 I really appreciate this sort of book for times when I don’t have the energy to keep up with large scale world building and intense character development。I will say I hoped for a few more details when it came to the world and supernatural characters， however。 While vampires are relatively standard， every author has their own version。 We got some details around what myths are true here and what are still myths， but some questions went unanswered。 I also felt like the progression was a bit fast， with our grumpy MMC warming up to our sunshine MFC within a few chapters。 then again， I’m just coming off of a Mariana Zapata streak and she takes 95% of the book to get there lol。Your Coffin or Mine would be a fantastic palate cleanser between dark romance reads or a great read in general for folks who like lighthearted rom-com as well as modern urban fantasy romance。 Highly recommend and looking forward to the rest of this series！ 。。。more

Desiree ，

✨️ A R C ✨️THIS BOOK WAS EVERYTHING！I'd label it as a humorous paranormal with smut。5 🌟 overall2。5/5 🌶 level5/5 🌶 qualityThe story was really cute。 The main characters are so likable。 The way the MMC speaks is adorable （his old-timey way AND the way he speaks to the FMC）。 The bestie side-friendships are hilarious。I'm SO excited to see who the next book will be about！！I laughed and smiled a lot during this book， and that's so rare for me。 I want to read it again soon！100% recommend to anyone who ✨️ A R C ✨️THIS BOOK WAS EVERYTHING！I'd label it as a humorous paranormal with smut。5 🌟 overall2。5/5 🌶 level5/5 🌶 qualityThe story was really cute。 The main characters are so likable。 The way the MMC speaks is adorable （his old-timey way AND the way he speaks to the FMC）。 The bestie side-friendships are hilarious。I'm SO excited to see who the next book will be about！！I laughed and smiled a lot during this book， and that's so rare for me。 I want to read it again soon！100% recommend to anyone who likes vampire books， spicy books， wants a fun， quick light-hearted read， etc。💞✨️T R O P E S✨️Touch her and dieGrumpy x SunshineVampire x InfluencerHe'd do anything to make her happy3rd act breakup （forced & doesn't last long）Hilarious side charactersForbidden relationshipSmart & strong FMCPs。 I REALLY need this on Audible asap with Troy Duran， Lucas Webley， or Jake Bordeaux reading for all the male characters and Erin Mallon or Bridget Bordeaux reading for all the females！ IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT。 。。。more

Rena Spangler ，

（ARC received， my review is my own！！）SPICE SPICE BABYi was in a reading slump for a while and this seriously resparked me。 Your Coffin or Mine is one of the funniest， sweetest， spiciest books I’ve ever read。 Audrey is one of the most relatable characters I’ve ever read about， and seeing her grow throughout the book was 10/10。 such a great FMC， she deserves the world and everything in it。VLAD？？？ my god。 every girl’s new book boyfriend。 his unintentional and intentional humor had me rolling throug （ARC received， my review is my own！！）SPICE SPICE BABYi was in a reading slump for a while and this seriously resparked me。 Your Coffin or Mine is one of the funniest， sweetest， spiciest books I’ve ever read。 Audrey is one of the most relatable characters I’ve ever read about， and seeing her grow throughout the book was 10/10。 such a great FMC， she deserves the world and everything in it。VLAD？？？ my god。 every girl’s new book boyfriend。 his unintentional and intentional humor had me rolling through every chapter， and his alpha energy？？ WHEW CHILE。 CHAPTER 16？？？ good god， yall 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨Jacklyn slayed （pun intended） every piece of this book。 5/5， 10/10， cannot WAIT for the next book to come out from her！！spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️tension: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥humor: 😂😂😂😂😂overall rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 。。。more

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